note to self....

The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The ATF goes in. After learning that the rabbit has formed a militia and is using the woods as cover, they call in the US Marshals who while trying to serve a warrant have some agents killed and injured; some by rabbits and some by errant friendly fire. The Marshals readjust the rules of engagement to include, "Shoot on sight anything with long ears."

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: 'Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit.'

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